apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
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i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
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