why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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