I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
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My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
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Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize