I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
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i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Boobs are out for the taking
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A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I got inside last night via doggy door
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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