I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
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I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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