Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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