??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
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this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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