Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
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Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
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What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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