I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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