How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
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For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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