what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
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