She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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