Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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