Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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