Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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