he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
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We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
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At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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