I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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