Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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