butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
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do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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