I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Randomize
