What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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