is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
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It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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