The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
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Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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