You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Randomize
