it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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