The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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