are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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