I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
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Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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