i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
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