I bet he comes in French.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Hippo gnu deer
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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