plz talk dirty to me
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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