There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
time to smoke my breakfast
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
