You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I think I am morally bankrupt
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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