? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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