At least make sure they are 18
Why
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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