then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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