i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
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Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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