And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
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I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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