google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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