I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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