omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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