Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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