btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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