is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
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I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
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Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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