all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
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Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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