just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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