Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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