I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
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The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
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I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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