dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
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Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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