problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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