okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
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Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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