i would punch a child for taco bell
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
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He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
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