yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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