i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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