I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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