I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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