when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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