talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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