At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
