so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
if only i could text you this smell
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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